💡 Is my wife upset because I forgot our anniversary?

💡 Could she be mad because I watched the game all weekend?

💡 Is it because I said her favorite dress was 'fine'?

💡 Might she be angry because I didn't notice her new haircut?

💡 Is she possessed by an ancient Viking spirit?

💡 Is she still mad about that argument I won in 2013?

💡 Did she drink milk again and forget she is lactose intolerant and somehow 'its my fault'?

💡 Did I do something in her dream that I need to apologize for?

💡 Was it something I said (7 years ago)?

💡 did I not respond quick enough to her question?

💡 is she hungry?

💡 did the wifi go out and she missed a story on instagram?